Back at work and EVERYONE is concerned about me which is surprising. Even my boss was texting me Friday night saying to not come back to work until I was fit again. I feel so guilty, there's nothing wrong with me. I'm beginning to wish I was ill so that I didn't feel such a fraud.

@dick_turpin blimey, I have one day off and I miss all the excitement.

Does this mean I have to stop calling you a heartless bastard as you now have medical evidence it exists? 😛

@tig Yes! I demand compensation for all those years of heartache you inflicted on me with sneers of "Ha! If only you have one!"


@dick_turpin Careful what you wish for. You could be compensated with 14 kilos of bacon fat and a designation as the official source for all Zencart assistance. @tig

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