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Apparently a criminal is aloud come back to Parliament wearing an ankle tag and help pass laws on the population? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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@rpcutts is about to carry a bag of s-a-n-d- carrots. πŸ₯•
@wyliecoyoteuk admits he uses "𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘬π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘒𝘡𝘦 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘊𝘒𝘳𝘡!" πŸ›’
@tig Finally reveals he is Jesus or should that be "π˜‘π˜¦π˜΄π˜Άπ˜΄ 𝘏 𝘊𝘩𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡!" πŸ‘Ό
@andyc Is not allowed near one arm bandits. 🎰
@stardot Owns up to his fetish of visiting supermarkets in his PJ's at 3am πŸ›οΈ
@MunkyBone Paddling Pool πŸ‘™

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@dick_turpin @wyliecoyoteuk @tig @stardot @MunkyBone You lot are generous. The US Capitol complex doesn't get good enough signals for such ankle bracelets. Then again, we normally throw 'em out on conviction regardless of sentence length.

@alpacaherder @wyliecoyoteuk @tig @stardot @MunkyBone I think we should import the US idea of Chain-Gangs. Get the feckers picking up litter or clearing the canals. ;-)

@dick_turpin @wyliecoyoteuk @tig @stardot @MunkyBone To make it truly effective you also have to have the black & white striped outfits. 😁 The US South generally still remains a "What If?" parallel development version of what Britain could've become.

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