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Question is, should I buy myself a car?

get a bike :) it runs on fat not on money

@theru You just want me to have a heart attack. 😢

@heluecht @theru Next you'll be telling me to get one of these! 😭

@heluecht well in a bit more pimped out version :P
@heluecht yep but it needs a cup holder as well :)