This has nothing to do with expanding waistlines and everything to do with poor sewing.

Today has mostly been filled with people ringing me for the sake of it.

I know this because, during the calls, they've basically repeated what was in the emails and, in effect, answered their own questions while talking to me.

@basil You'll be pleased to know I was given a FREE PASS to the cream eggs last night; in fact, the daughter said: "I'm shocked it's still there, tbh."

Hurt doesn't even come into it!

I wonder if I could get away with sneaking an egg out? Just my luck, the packaging is bound to tear. ☹

pfft
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴!

Fook me! Some suppliers are as thick as .....
Asked for a price on an HP Prodesk 600 G2 Mini, I explained it was going on the back of a TV screen to be mounted on a wall. What did they quote me? A Fooking Small Form Factor!

For around three years I used to drink (Get pissed) pretty much every night in this pub. Apparently, it's gone now. 😞

𝗪𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗞 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝘀

The TV and Radio are building the "It's a Bank Holiday!" excitement even though officially we can't go anywhere till the 12th!

If last year is anything to go by, the Rozzers are in for a busy weekend.

@Freddyb You'll be pleased to know our local council is to set up our shopping centre (Mall) as a COVID vaccination centre. The perfect place to get a jab, a burger king and a little window shopping.
expressandstar.com/news/health

Hmm? Gaffer keeps sending me pictures of the tidying up he's doing at the office. I wonder if we're going back?

Told him to stop! That's 50% of the value of the company he wiped off the books by chucking that lot out.

Come on. I need nine (9) more people to sign up with my referral link and then I get a shiny badge and we all know how useful badges are!

peakd.com/register?ref=dicktur

I threw this together for our American cousins so they can understand what "In line for the throne" means. 🤣 👑

New Toy. Must be posh, looks like you have to wear the supplied white gloves to use it! 🤣

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