Today is a day for bollockings.

1. Massive argument with one of the engineers who was listening at the bottom of the stairs to half a conversation I was having with the Director and then called me a rat when I came downstairs. Soon put that fooker right!

2. I had to give another Engineer a bollocking for timekeeping.

(As a Manager my head wears many hats in the company I work for)

3. I had a bollocking for a road rage email I sent to one of our customers.

Consider all of you bollocked.

๐— ๐—ฒ: "Lick my back, I've got a right thing on it."
๐—–๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ: "I would never lick your back!"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "You would if it had bacon on it."
๐—–๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ฒ: "You are basically bacon!"
๐Ÿคฃ

That moment when after two days you've been racking your brains why you can smell stinky feet, practically wash your own feet with bleach and then suddenly, this morning, after a couple of hours of 'being in' the smell reappears but only after a particular individual leaves your office. ๐Ÿคข

@tig @MunkyBone LOL. One of my customers asked yesterday, "Does the laptop come with any software Pete?" I replied, "Yes, Windows 10." Bwahahaha

@tig @MunkyBone LOL. Sadly, there's nobody on here who gets that "inside" joke.

Roll on Friday because then I start my long weekends (3 day week) right up to Christmas. \o/

@tig You should chauffer me around in this so that I can moan ", Why do we have to have the fooking roof down!"

I'll have the tourer. I like to feel the wind in my hair.

@MunkyBone I've not taken sugar for, ooh? Forty years?

"Hello, my name is Pete, and I'm a sugarholic; it's been 14600 days since my last drink of sugary tea."

@wyliecoyoteuk Lies! Cornwall is not that big. If it was we could ship more of our problems down there.

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