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While walking the dog this morning saw a guy take three boxes from his car and enter a factory. Two of the boxes were NIKE shoe boxes because of course you need new trainers when going for a walk to get some exercise. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

A week ago today I waived goodbye to the office and started working from home. TBH it feels like a month!

Now that's how to do it! Oi @sainsburys@twitter.com look and learn!

RT @Tesco@twitter.com

Some little helps for safer shopping from some of our wonderful Tesco colleagues. Because now more than ever,
For more information head to tesco.com/help/covid-19/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Tesco/status/12436

So it's a toss-up whether you die from or starve to death simply because you cannot get into supermarkets. 4pm and there's still a massive queue to get into @sainsburys@twitter.com and when I asked how many were being let in the only vague response was "It all depends" on what?

What have we come to?

Hannah, if she goes out, takes her NHS badge with her so she's not stopped by the rozzers

The wife has an official letter issued to her verifying she's an essential worker so she's not stopped by the rozzers

I have to walk along holding out a bag of dog pooh to prove I'm walking the dog!

I suspect geeks all over the world are blowing the dust off their blogs and filling the web with content once again.

Part of me wants to say "Good" I put Brighthouse in the same league as Payday Loans tbh but then all those poor people will be screwed now.

RT @BBCNews@twitter.com

Rent-to-own giant Brighthouse close to collapse bbc.in/3bwhMEh

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BBCNews/status/124

Looking at some old Purchase orders from Tie Rack who used to be a customer of mine before they closed most of it down and went On-Line 😞

The misses says they are installing segregation panels on the production line where she works so that they can hopefully impose isolation while still working. Sounds just like the old Workhouses tbh

Sometimes you just have to know when to step away from the keyboard.

'm not sure I like this collogues seem to think it's a license to take liberties with each other. 😑

RT @richardadalton@twitter.com

I'm not fan of the guy, but thoughts go out to Boris Johnson and his families at this difficult time.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/richardadalton/sta

Dogs in the UK are having a brilliant time, they've never had so many walks. Not for one minute that I think people would stoop to using dog walking as a reason to be outside. Waiting for a knock at the door: "Walk ya dog mate, I'll bring him back, I want to walk him again later"

Had to setup Home Office #2 in my dressing room seeing as the family has finished nights for a few days.

Caller: "I need one of those VPN things doing"
Me: "OK, that's not a problem. Let me just make out a ticket for you."
Caller: "How long will it take?"
Me: "Not long, are you at home or the office?"
Caller: "At the office, I'll need you to send me a laptop."
Me: "Oh, you don't have one? In that case we're looking at about Wednesday of next week."
Caller: "Oh, don't you have one you can let me have?"
Me: "Er? No. You'll have to buy one"
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Daughter (Nurse) just sent me a text: The Police searched her bag to make sure she only bought essentials from Boots the chemist.

You know, once Americans stop taking the Presidency seriously they can really start to enjoy Donald Trump because truly he is comedy gold.

Trump: "It's a beautiful day"

Presidential Aid: "Huh? Six thousand confirmed US cases of Coronavirus?"

Trump: "Our testing is better than the Chinese."

Me: "Oh I see, that's why you have more confirmations is it? Because you're finding more than everyone else." πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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If we missed you we're really sorry.

Get your kids to do a "Stay Safe" rainbow and stick it in the window. Lots of them round here in the kingdom of West Midlandshire

bbc.co.uk/newsround/52053069

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