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Transferred a customer's WP site to our servers along with the domain. It looks like nobody has done anything with it since 2018, so it's moaning its arse off about updates etc. I didn't really want to get involved with managing the damn thing, so I sent an email last night pricing myself out of the job @ ยฃ750.00

I just had an email: Please proceed. ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿคฃ

Showers are a disgusting European invention. We British have baths! You can't get a clean bumhole in a shower; only a bath can soak that.

I've had a word with Nigel Farrage, and he's willing to head up a campaign. Our strapline will be:

๐—•๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€

Hmm? We've just had a two-minute shower. I wonder where the rest is?

Why is food so fooking messy!
Eat an oatcake: Crumbs EVERYWHERE!

Eat a cake: Crumbs EVERYWHERE!

Eat a pot noodle: Sauce EVERYWHERE!

Eat a sandwich: Lettuce and have of the organic farm EVERYWHERE!

I shit you not!

"it does specifically state you shouldn't be spammy.

Anyone here playing splinterlands in bronze/silver leagues? I have a project I would like you to try. please dm me! you'll earn from it"

I was tempted to respond "What exactly is your understanding of the word spam?" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

If you're one of those arseholes who have no authority and no influence, then take your 'bright idea' and fuck off to fuck off land and when you get there fuck off some more! And take your bright idea with you.

I just heard our engineer tell an HP engineer: "Mate, I've been doing this for over 12 years. I think I know how to find and install a driver!" ๐Ÿ˜†

Since returning to the office every day is Dress Down Friday now.

"You've got VIP access" is code for: "PLEASE! Come and spend some money with us! ๐Ÿ™ "

It brings a whole new meaning to โ™ซ โ™ช "Relax, don't do it............." โ™ฌ โ™ฉ
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/m

The re-release of 0 A.D. Alpha 25b: Yaunฤ - is out NOW!
See - play0ad.com/re-release-of-0-a-
We've fixed some issues with the previous build, and while it's still compatible we strongly recommend you update.
Trailer:
youtu.be/D3vxXZygHIk

#0AD #Alpha25 #indiegamedev #opensource

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