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in other news, to save costs, lock manufacturers are issuing bump keys and hammers instead of actual keys with their locks

"it's just as convenient anyway"

@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will

What D&D is actually like:

DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER


I'm playing in Day 1 of the Overwatch Pretenders league's All-Star Game

Day 1 is casual / fun with representatives from each team in the league playing

Day 2 will be more of a competitive showcase with players the community views as the best players in each division


#gameing | #gaming | #overwatch

Not sure whether it says more about Apple or Amazon that they offer me the "subscribe and save!" option when I search for "iPhone charging cable." πŸ˜ƒ

Breakfast for Friday, 11 January 2019:

1 cup water together
2Β½ hours. Wrap a wet soil, and
1 grated cocoanut. Having stirred the whole
2 teaspoons lemon juice, a few spoonfuls
2 quarts of water,

And finish with a skimmer, and spread with berries. Put into it four ounces of sugar, the essence of ham; afterwards take your peppers and put some crust on again to boil, and it will stand when you take it up into a deep dish, put as much cold water High. Outside. In. And serve the purpose.

Ride my bike to the dentist today. Surprisingly easy. 9 minutes. Actually about the same as a car because I ignored a lot of traffic that would have slowed me down in a car.

Shower thought: Widespread adoption of sign language would radically reduce the amount of audio feedback on conference calls.

Buttercup is a free and open source cross-platform password manager that syncs to your own shared storage services #passwords

Amused by this spam. I don't know enough about the . Is it even reasonable that someone who describes themselves as an "Army nurse" would hold the rank of "Major"? That sounds like a very high rank for a very low-level position. Never mind how this Army nurse came into possession of lots of money she wants to share with me... :)

A fridge could add a $1 motor to shut the door. Would work reliably, offline, for 20 years. Or they can create millions of dollars of software and internet-connected stuff to tell YOU to shut the door. What has the world come to?

I just deployed Countly ( on 3 web sites I run. (My blog, my pod, and my team web site). Interested to see whether anyone actually uses these web sites. Installation is straightforward. Not simple but it works. I’m learning so much more about front-end dev than I ever knew.

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