Just heading for bed at 12:45 ,
Undressed, climbed into bed and my phone rang.
Daughter says her bloke is unwell,
He ate a kebab today !
She needs to take him to hospital.
Will I stay with the kids.
Drove down to her house, 5min journey.
Here I am on her couch, Might as well get some sleep, They will be a while.
Only real downside is her f**king dog snores !