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At my daughters this morning,
looking after my grandaughter,
No one else home.

Toaster noisily popped up, Same time as I knock into a stool.

Suprised at the loud bang it made.

Two mins later, Grandaughter remembers the frozen tube drink she put in the 900 microwave for 2 minutes.

Oh yes, It was all over the door, sides and top.

Home economics lesson 1 .