*sees there’s another round of twitter migrants*
alright kids, let me tell you how this place works.
It’s always Eve’s Birthday
Todd is Schrodinger’s Cancelled Account, perpetually existing in a state of cancelled and uncancelled
Pepsi is Everyone’s Dad
Nutt Godd WILL slime you at some point. It’s a matter of when, not if.
Get these cold truths into your head and you might survive.
An Open Letter To Magic The Gathering:
To Whom It May Concern,
Have you ever considered some NSFW cards? Maybe a planeswalker with full-frontal nudity, or an instant that just says “Cum”. We the players don’t ask for much, but you’re going to be losing your base to Cards Against Humanity if you don’t take action.
The Rational Tabletop Gamer
a gender reveal party where you cut into the cake and the knife hits some kind of... solid object? jesus how hard is this thing... how am I even supposed to cut this cake? carol where the fuck did you even get this thing from, this can't be edible.... wait.... do you *hear* something? what is that? what in the fuck alright let's see what's in this thing... within the ruined carcass of The Cake sits an impossibly perfect Obelisk, rigid, calm and still and yet seeming to...
Did you know that https://communitywiki.org/trunk exists?
It's a new project where you can find people in the Fediverse and follow them by topic.
Also, you can request to be included. It's a really cool idea.
If you are new to Mastodon or you are looking for more interesting people to follow, you should check it out.
General purpose mastodon instance