Tom Davies @tomdavies@mastodon.org.uk

How to Tell if You Have Hit Puberty (Boys)

Yeah I'm not sure about that takeaway, Vice. The biggest node on the Mastodon network is actually my ass

make a wish

my mother and father's combination of genotypes has resulted in my having a red, crisp ass. i have apple bottom genes.

When you're explaining decentralization

hi-fi hip hop to stab people and smoke meth to

#gritposting

*sees there’s another round of twitter migrants*

alright kids, let me tell you how this place works.

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Rule 1:

It’s always Eve’s Birthday

Rule 2:

Todd is Schrodinger’s Cancelled Account, perpetually existing in a state of cancelled and uncancelled

Rule 3:

Pepsi is Everyone’s Dad

Rule 4:

Nutt Godd WILL slime you at some point. It’s a matter of when, not if.

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Get these cold truths into your head and you might survive.

An Open Letter To Magic The Gathering:

To Whom It May Concern,

Have you ever considered some NSFW cards? Maybe a planeswalker with full-frontal nudity, or an instant that just says “Cum”. We the players don’t ask for much, but you’re going to be losing your base to Cards Against Humanity if you don’t take action.

Thanks,

The Rational Tabletop Gamer

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TIME IS A FUCK
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I am birthday girl
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nice thing about my t series - my big flappy hands don't accidentally set off touch gestures when i'm on the home row

a gender reveal party where you cut into the cake and the knife hits some kind of... solid object? jesus how hard is this thing... how am I even supposed to cut this cake? carol where the fuck did you even get this thing from, this can't be edible.... wait.... do you *hear* something? what is that? what in the fuck alright let's see what's in this thing... within the ruined carcass of The Cake sits an impossibly perfect Obelisk, rigid, calm and still and yet seeming to...

Did you know that https://communitywiki.org/trunk exists?

It's a new project where you can find people in the Fediverse and follow them by topic.

Also, you can request to be included. It's a really cool idea.

If you are new to Mastodon or you are looking for more interesting people to follow, you should check it out.

How to Coach a Soccer Team

I can’t stop thinking about this post

If I move pixelfed from github, it will be to a federated git host. I spent a few hours working on this old project 😉 #activitypub #fediverse

im sickle rick