Tom Davies @tomdavies@mastodon.org.uk

lol

@helldude decades of ignoring critical infrastructure updates. the speed it burned down was amazing, but not surprising when you consider it's a centuries old wooden structure without any needed upgrades. it's such a sad waste of millenia of human history.

how does an entire ass national museum burn down

i'm gonna go to sleep but before I do I leave you with a prediction: tomorrow's meme

pope eggs benedict XVI

shakira

Sigouney Weaver and Winona Ryder are gay for each other at the end of Alien 4, this is canon

Post Malone but he's covers up the rape and abuse of children for decades

Pope Malone

j҉̴̀i͠zz̀͜w͏i̴͡t̷͞c̴h̴ j҉̴̀i͠zz̀͜w͏i̴͡t̷͞c̴h̴
yes papa?
hexing dicks off?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open ur hexed dick cupboard
*a fuckload of dicks falls out*

people say beckett is depressing but i think his work has an uplifting side to it as well

Sleep tight! Don’t let the bed bugs bite! Don’t let the bed bugs in! Don’t let them into your dimension! If the bugs know of your existence we will all PERISH. CEASE YOUR MORTAL RAMBLINGS AT ONCE! YOU FOOL! THE ANCIENT ONES CAN HEAR YOU! HIDE YOUR SOUL UNDER THE CLOAK OF BA’HAR OR YOU WILL DOOM THIS REALM!!!! DO. NOT. LET. THEM. SEE. YOU.....!!!!!!!!!.....!!!!!!!!....,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!

Ripley’s Get Away From Her You Bitch

Maxime Bernier: This is just another example of the dangers of extreme multiculturalism
Me: Listen, pineapple on pizza isn't THAT bad

One night in Manhattan I met Bill Murray at a bar, he described murdering 5 people in San Francisco from 1968-69, as he walked away he told me 'no one will believe you'

ripley's believe it or fuck off

GUCCI MANE: Do you know what day it is?
Chippie day, fish and chips for a fiver, bitch!
Gonna eat chips, eat fish, drink that pint
#ChipShopFriday ends, I'll lose my mind

IT'S CHIPPIE TIME!

In 1947 Bell Labs invented the transistor. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Petrichor, that fresh aroma you can smell after the rain, is caused by a little molecule called geosmin. The name literally means "earth smell." It's produced by soil bacteria and gives an earthy flavour to beets.

Humans are extremely sensitive to this scent – much, much more sensitive than sharks are to blood. Some think we evolved that way to find fresh drinking water after droughts.

figuring out what new account is actually diet pepsi, a Mastodon Mafia game