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im boycotting "Lockheed Martin" i wont buy a single F-35 yes siree not me sir not me man.

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@helldude decades of ignoring critical infrastructure updates. the speed it burned down was amazing, but not surprising when you consider it's a centuries old wooden structure without any needed upgrades. it's such a sad waste of millenia of human history.

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how does an entire ass national museum burn down

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Also I'd been avoiding cold-brewing post-fermented teas on the assumption that they would end up way too high in the geosmin department, but I have recently tried cold-brewing a Hunnan fu tea packed into a brick. A sort of sweeter tea, less earthy than what you usually think of cooked puerh being.

It's /very/ good. VERY refreshing. And it resteeps well over and over and over and over.

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i'm gonna go to sleep but before I do I leave you with a prediction: tomorrow's meme

pope eggs benedict XVI

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Sigouney Weaver and Winona Ryder are gay for each other at the end of Alien 4, this is canon

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Post Malone child abuse 

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j҉̴̀i͠zz̀͜w͏i̴͡t̷͞c̴h̴ j҉̴̀i͠zz̀͜w͏i̴͡t̷͞c̴h̴
yes papa?
hexing dicks off?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open ur hexed dick cupboard
*a fuckload of dicks falls out*

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people say beckett is depressing but i think his work has an uplifting side to it as well

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Sleep tight! Don’t let the bed bugs bite! Don’t let the bed bugs in! Don’t let them into your dimension! If the bugs know of your existence we will all PERISH. CEASE YOUR MORTAL RAMBLINGS AT ONCE! YOU FOOL! THE ANCIENT ONES CAN HEAR YOU! HIDE YOUR SOUL UNDER THE CLOAK OF BA’HAR OR YOU WILL DOOM THIS REALM!!!! DO. NOT. LET. THEM. SEE. YOU.....!!!!!!!!!.....!!!!!!!!....,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ripley’s Get Away From Her You Bitch

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Canadian pol 

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One night in Manhattan I met Bill Murray at a bar, he described murdering 5 people in San Francisco from 1968-69, as he walked away he told me 'no one will believe you'

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GUCCI MANE: Do you know what day it is?
Chippie day, fish and chips for a fiver, bitch!
Gonna eat chips, eat fish, drink that pint
#ChipShopFriday ends, I'll lose my mind

IT'S CHIPPIE TIME! :chipshop:

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In 1947 Bell Labs invented the transistor. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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