Normally ice cream does not melt. However, due to a combination of covid-19, 5G technology, the heatwave and the hoax that is global warming. The ice cream melts in 20 minutes. Think about it. What would this do with our brains.
This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave
@xvilo That might have been how hot it was yesterday - it's cooled off now in the dangerous north!
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