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Polls will be coming soon to the next update of Mast. πŸ“Š

Ik had op @groenlinks gestemd voor de komende verkiezingen als ze aan hadden gadaan :(

Attention instance admins!!! The annual street census is here. You need to start registering all the dogs on your instance

πˆπ“'𝐒 π…π‘πˆπƒπ€π˜!
Apparently a criminal is aloud come back to Parliament wearing an ankle tag and help pass laws on the population? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

𝐈𝐍 πŽπ“π‡π„π‘ 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@rpcutts is about to carry a bag of s-a-n-d- carrots. πŸ₯•
@wyliecoyoteuk admits he uses "𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘬π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘒𝘡𝘦 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘊𝘒𝘳𝘡!" πŸ›’
@tig Finally reveals he is Jesus or should that be "π˜‘π˜¦π˜΄π˜Άπ˜΄ 𝘏 𝘊𝘩𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡!" πŸ‘Ό
@andyc Is not allowed near one arm bandits. 🎰
@stardot Owns up to his fetish of visiting supermarkets in his PJ's at 3am πŸ›οΈ
@MunkyBone Paddling Pool πŸ‘™

Drinking a Filou by Brouwerij Van Honsebrouck @ 't Oude Pothuys β€” untp.beer/s/c718848529

Drinking a Mooie Nel IPA / Northsea IPA by @jopenbier @ 't Gras van de Buren β€” untp.beer/s/c718706024

Is Mijn @Belastingdienst offline? Wil graag direct aangifte doen omdat ik het anders vergeet en kan de app niet gebruiken (wss door @n26 en/of @monzo). (ping naar de hostname geeft 100% packet loss, maar google.com is wel normaal ping-able)

RT @DEMONFLEUR

i am:

βšͺ straight

βšͺ gay

βšͺ bi

βšͺ pan

πŸ”˜ how pingu had a breakdown when he couldn't choose between the boiling teapot or the ringing telephone

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DEMONFLEUR/status/

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