dick_turpin @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

What the actual fuck???

RT @DeepStateExpose@twitter.com

Turkish teacher brutally slaps a Christan woman for claiming he has a small pecker!!! #DrainTheDeepState

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DeepStateExpose/status/1194606427396026369

Look, if anyone has a DEC VT520-Green sitting gathering dust my office would love to give it a good home.

I will forgive Boris Johnson just about anything except this: https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-outrage-as-boris-johnson-makes-cuppa-and-adds-milk-with-bag-still-in-mug-11860242

What a total bastard! 😉

Ahahahaha
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7680401/Shadow-health-secretary-Jon-Ashworth-says-four-day-working-week-NOT-apply-NHS.html

They've clearly thought this through then?

It's not often you see a toenail clipping in a laptop!
https://www.facebook.com/fixmybrokenmac/photos/a.1024368987612120/2405474262834912/?type=3&theater

I just knew I would be 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 today when I didn't get out of bed until 5:55am There's just not enough hours in the day.

OMG. Still waiting for someone to answer the phone at @ESET@twitter.com

I wrote a thing: https://steempeak.com/unix/@dickturpin/hp-integrity-itanium-rx2660-server-with-openvms

#FrankenPi's baby brother #clusterhat has come to work with me today. #raspberrypi

𝐋𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫
In a statement on Tuesday morning, Labour said: “We have experienced a sophisticated and large scale cyber attack on Labour digital platforms.

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞
An NCS source told PA Media the attack was low level and that there was no evidence of sponsored activity.

A. The Russians wouldn't spy on their own.
B. The Chinese wouldn't spy on Labour.

I suspect this is actually three failed login attempts. 🤣

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour-party-victim-of-large-scale-cyber-attack_uk_5dca8388e4b00927b2391744

I'm not keen on this "Working" lark. #ShakesFist

You've got to love election campaigns. Whatever one party announces the other party jumps on the bandwagon and announces their own option:

A: "We're going to introduce a mouse welfare program."

B: "We're going to build mouse hotels!"

Filmed to memorial parade
https://youtu.be/IaZv2XwedRE

Getting ready for the parade at the church

It's Memorial Sunday. Get down to your local memorial, what's an hour out of your day? Remember those who gave their lives either freely or through conscription.
#LestWeForget, #RemembranceSunday #TwoMinuteSilence

Next time someone says to you "We're spreading the ashes would you like to come?" I suggest you take a wheelbarrow a shovel and be prepared to be there for a bit.

Spread my dad's ashes this morning at his fishing peg (We had permission) the rate we were going at it looked like we'd have to scatter dad into the next county. We flung him everywhere and still there was more in the container!

Child indoctrination. Nice. Unless she's asking for her nappy to be changed?

RT @jeremycorbyn@twitter.com

This election is about the future of our country.

Her future.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1192773515839180805

RT @Conservatives@twitter.com

Explaining Labour's Brexit policy in 90 seconds 🤷‍♀️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1192752057985486848

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
Everyone demands a TV debate and yet the voters already know who they're voting for. #CrashTV

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@freakazoid has a whopping 16MB
@alastair advises recording American Football
@ollyclarkdotorg remembers "The Good Old Days."
@stardot Doesn't want to be our MP. 😞
@Hyolobrika doesn't like Salt & Vinegar
@sullybiker thinks Lottie is posh 😱
@andyc We're surprised he didn't know who Derek Jameson was?
@rpcutts We've still not given up on him being an MP
#itsfriday