Please note: Now the day is nearly over, we have reached the giddy heights of 29C here in the kingdom Midlandshire if I'm lucky I may get 5 - 10 minutes of it when I get home.

The day I would be worried is the day Labour voters start praising the newly elected Tory PM


Have you ever seen something so wrong that you paused and questioned if you were the one doing it wrong? I mean, it does work.....


Red grapes and Sushi for lunch - Living the dream.

Perhaps now that twat who constantly shouted over news interviews outside Parliament will fook off and get a job seeing as Boris has the balls to see through.

Watching the Tory election results instead of working.

Come on 11:45am


Tory leadership next steps:

โ€ข 1145 New Tory leader announced
โ€ข 1150 Leader's victory speech


โ€ข May's final PMQs
โ€ข May leaves Number 10
โ€ข Old and new PM meet Queen
โ€ข New PM enters Number 10

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See, it's not all Linux at Oggcamp.


We love maps! So much, in fact, that we've got coming to OggCamp to talk about and


Cheers @metoffice & @bbcweather came to work today in shorts and a very thin tee-shirt because you banged on about 30C today. It's currently 15C and my gaffer isn't impressed "So, is it dress down Tuesday then Mr Cannon?"

Hmm? Personal favourite. Haiku
๐€๐ฅ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐Ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐’๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐–๐ข๐ง๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ฌ, ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Œ๐š๐œ

Been writing a proposal most of the day after my meeting at the Council first thing this morning. I'll be shocked if they open the purse.

What with my Heinz 57 accent and half my face still numb, answering the phone is interesting.

๐”ธ๐•ก๐•๐• ๐•˜๐•š๐•–๐•ค ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•“๐•–๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•๐•ฆ๐••๐•–๐•• ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•ค ๐•จ๐•–๐•–๐•œ:
@dekkzz78 Attila the Hun
@tpheine Virtual machines
@penguin42 something about tweaking the protocols? Filth, utter filth!
@ghostdancer Rescue CD
@andyc for being an Anti Social bastid and not coming to @oggcamp
@mjjzf for still having a stupidly long name.
@Luke using BIG words matronymic & patronymic.
@_ad bet the parents left the kiddy locks off?
@clacke for "I resemble that..."
@sullybiker Needy Social Network
@metalbiker "Old man" ๐Ÿ˜ข

๐ˆ๐“'๐’ ๐…๐‘๐ˆ๐ƒ๐€๐˜!
Donald trump is sending people something called "Back" whatever that is? Hello Moon, we miss you and we're coming back. Oh wait?

๐ˆ๐ ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐‘ ๐๐„๐–๐’:
@rpcutts is off to Malta. Check the car before starting. ;-)
@TheMadPirate something about "wrongthink" we've no idea either?
@theru says we should remove W10
@Millwood16 loves Gab
@dixiede makes a valid point about duplicity sadly it ended with him thinking we have a low IQ.
@MunkyBone is in Cuba being rolled on a naked thigh.

At the Dentists again. As promised, another random woman picture for @andyc


If you've ever wondered how Open Source projects hang together, then you'll enjoy this session at from returning speaker "Runnning an open source project with (almost) no community".


I like searching for random things on ebay and then wait for the emails to start rolling in for the next two weeks: "Are you still interested in 8 Track cassettes?"

โ„‚๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•š๐•’๐•
For the love of Melusine. Please don't let kids within organisations see my fliers.

I'm tired of kids getting hold of one of my refurb fliers and thinking they can get a top end gaming machine for ยฃ2.50 and a pat on the head.

"No, I will NEVER see an Alienware machine from any of my suppliers!"

Dear LinkedIN
I would suggest that in today's climate of keeping your users safe you might consider covering yourselves by offering them the ability to question individuals as to why they want to link up instead of just offering two choices of "Accept" and "Ignore"

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