Thank The Pond Gods; the Tennis has started. That should give everyone something else to talk about rather than Boris. I wonder if the World Cup could be brought forward?

Hey @tpheine the post lady has just delivered your card. At least someone loves me. ๐Ÿ™‚

From what I hear, very little Governmenting has been done over the last couple of years because if we believe the news media, it's been one boozy party after another in downing street with the revelation that yet another get-together has been discovered. ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿฅƒ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿน

@wyliecoyoteuk I now prefix all my Zoom invites with 'Work Event. Bring a bottle'.

Tsk! We've all heard of a Working Breakfast and a Working Lunch. Why not a Working Party? Zany face

Hmm? The number of invites to take out what is essentially credit from retail outlets especially clothing stores is increasing in my inbox. "Three easy payments!" it's like payday loans have found a way back.

It would seem I'm again for this week.

Can't understand the logic of why? But hey, I'm not complaining. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป

#11325 Problem with Outlook - Hi Dave as you can see I have a problem with Outlook

I mean seriously! WTF are you supposed to do with a fault report like that? No screenshot or explanation.

Possibly my last day ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I need some of the staff to get infected! Selfish bastards.

The Pond Gods have smiled and I'm ๐—ช๐—™๐—› for the rest of the week.

Happy New Year to all my friends and family, past and present. We'll bounce back; you wait and see.

Prepping the bubble and squeak. Needs a bit more green! Sprouts boiling as we speak.

Merry Christmas to everyone ya bunch of silly sods. ๐ŸŽ…

Oi @tig did you find all those stamps in a charity shop?

Who the fook is Percy?

Love you to bits, mate. Thank you, and have an excellent Christmas.

Things are that quiet (Apparently, 90% of our customer base is now closed for Christmas); one of the directors is reduced to talking about orders slated for late January.

"๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ! ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ!"

Utter madness! There's only three of us in the building and two of those are the directors! "We need to keep the office open for deliveries Pete." What The Actual Fuck?

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