What the actual fuck???

RT @DeepStateExpose@twitter.com

Turkish teacher brutally slaps a Christan woman for claiming he has a small pecker!!!

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DeepStateExpose/st

Look, if anyone has a DEC VT520-Green sitting gathering dust my office would love to give it a good home.

I just knew I would be ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต today when I didn't get out of bed until 5:55am There's just not enough hours in the day.

OMG. Still waiting for someone to answer the phone at @ESET@twitter.com

๐‹๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ
In a statement on Tuesday morning, Labour said: โ€œWe have experienced a sophisticated and large scale cyber attack on Labour digital platforms.

๐๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐ฒ๐›๐ž๐ซ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐‚๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐ž
An NCS source told PA Media the attack was low level and that there was no evidence of sponsored activity.

A. The Russians wouldn't spy on their own.
B. The Chinese wouldn't spy on Labour.

I suspect this is actually three failed login attempts. ๐Ÿคฃ

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/lab

You've got to love election campaigns. Whatever one party announces the other party jumps on the bandwagon and announces their own option:

A: "We're going to introduce a mouse welfare program."

B: "We're going to build mouse hotels!"

It's Memorial Sunday. Get down to your local memorial, what's an hour out of your day? Remember those who gave their lives either freely or through conscription.
,

Next time someone says to you "We're spreading the ashes would you like to come?" I suggest you take a wheelbarrow a shovel and be prepared to be there for a bit.

Spread my dad's ashes this morning at his fishing peg (We had permission) the rate we were going at it looked like we'd have to scatter dad into the next county. We flung him everywhere and still there was more in the container!

Child indoctrination. Nice. Unless she's asking for her nappy to be changed?

RT @jeremycorbyn@twitter.com

This election is about the future of our country.

Her future.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/statu

RT @Conservatives@twitter.com

Explaining Labour's Brexit policy in 90 seconds ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Conservatives/stat

๐ˆ๐“'๐’ ๐…๐‘๐ˆ๐ƒ๐€๐˜!
Everyone demands a TV debate and yet the voters already know who they're voting for.

๐ˆ๐ ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐‘ ๐๐„๐–๐’:
@freakazoid has a whopping 16MB
@alastair advises recording American Football
@ollyclarkdotorg remembers "The Good Old Days."
@stardot Doesn't want to be our MP. ๐Ÿ˜ž
@Hyolobrika doesn't like Salt & Vinegar
@sullybiker thinks Lottie is posh ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
@andyc We're surprised he didn't know who Derek Jameson was?
@rpcutts We've still not given up on him being an MP

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