dick_turpin @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

In an effort to be more cosmopolitan I have chucked some diced chorizo into my pot noodle.

I never had any of this trouble when I was an artificial insemination technician on an ant farm!

Wondering if I should nip to the European Parliament On Friday while I'm in Brussels for the weekend and take a picture of the Union Jack then nip back again on Saturday to see if it's gone? 🤣 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

You just know things are falling apart when your one emergency service starts beating another! Disgraceful.

RT @thepileus@twitter.com

Incredible scenes in France as Firefighters clash with police as the strikes & protests continue against the Govt

We were told Macron's Centrism was the best way forward. Seems that was not the case

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thepileus/status/1222166243685199872

@MunkyBone I'm going to be so disappointed if I don't get to see someone walk on Mars. 😢

Wow. This dude has a late slot. 😞 #fosdem

DeskConnD: Secure, cross-platform IPC on the network
Zeroconf + WAMP = Cross platform IPC

Omer Akram 18:40 18:55

One for @andyc@twitter.com and @rpcutts@twitter.com

RT @OFalafel@twitter.com

Even if you don’t like football this is the best football video ever

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/1222124323508572161

As Matt once said to me: "If you can think of it there's a website for it." https://www.faircoral.com/hot-sale/

No longer "Live, from Norwich." RIP
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/28/nicholas-parsons-bbc-radio-host-dies-aged-96/

RT @n8willis@twitter.com

#FOSS event organizers: I'm MCing a FOSDEM session this weekend about writing good event photo/video/tagging policies.

I'd like to collect examples of as many as I can (weaknesses and strengths welcome). If you have any from events you've worked, please share it here!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/n8willis/status/1221851429981380608

Happy Birthday @b1ackcr0w@twitter.com jump in your flight sim and play this very loudly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylW6sC6NNhY

RT @fosdem@twitter.com

Arduino based Lightning talks clock check and enhancements... there is no escaping the 15 min countdown timer!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/fosdem/status/1221778983068545025

Well, I'm clearly stopping in the right place.
4 minutes from Brussels Central Station.
6 minutes from Delirium Cafe
44 minutes from Université libre de Bruxelles
#fosdem
Thanks @bookingcom@twitter.com

Plan your time. There's an app you can download which is essential as some things change and the app is live updated.
Make sure you visit the 'stands' they are not just in building K but other locations too.
https://fosdem.org/2020/stands/
Don't forget beer night: https://fosdem.org/2020/beerevent/

Daughter had Doctor Who on last night and Charlie (Our dog) was fascinated by the Judoon language and sat staring at the screen on the few occasions they spoke it.

Oh, it's going to be one of those days is it?

1. Asked for a quote on a Server with 5 x 500GB SSD's (RAID 5) what did I get back? A Server with 1 x 1TB SATA drive.

2. Asked a supplier for some photos of a Grade B (I don't really like Grade B) HP Tablet. What do they do? Send the same flier I saw on Thursday. "I KNOW, I'VE SEEN IT, I WANT PHOTOS!"

🤦‍♂️ 😡

Cut my lip shaving this morning. I wouldn't mind but it's a brand new electric razor! Only Pete could cut himself with an electric razor. 🤦‍♂️