If only I was young, I'd wear that goo.gl/7cbbD3
Where's that application for to identify 20 years younger?

For some reason I couldn't see where to save the name of the horse I bought in Red Dead Redemption so I just turned the Xbox off in anger. Perhaps you're not allowed to name it "HorseyHorsey"? ๐Ÿด

Just been looking at stuff on my MeWe account. I am now wearing my incredulous face.

Whatever the UK gov puts on the table is going to piss off at least half the country, if not most.
The Murdoch press keep on about respecting the 17 million, but what about the 16 million who voted remain?
Considering we have 45 million eligible to vote, 17 million isn't even close to half.

This lad, LAD? He's a man you condescending swine Cannon! OK, this guy worked for me, FOR ME? Jay'sus you really are a piece of work Cannon! This guy worked with me about 10 years ago, he's not even 30 yet and is battling Cancer. Give it a read if you have a minute and maybe give him a random message of support on Facebook. Tell him Pete Cannon sent you, that'd scare the poop out of him. LOL
1man1tumour1goal.wordpress.com CC: @andyc

OMG! I've died and gone to heaven!

Marmite Brussels Sprouts.

So this is my third funeral that I've been closely involved in and I have to say there's one thing that aggravates me. When you tell them that you're not religious and don't want any ceremony they either really push you to have it or ignore your request: Right at the very beginning of my Father-in-laws funeral today the speaker said "John and his family are not religious" and then proceeded to offer prayers with 4 "Amens" throughout the proceedings! Go figure. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Today is the Father-in-Law's funeral, normal service will resume this evening/tomorrow. Have a good'un Peeps

Good god man, buy her a nice Claret in a proper bottle or this nice, reasonable tipple. goo.gl/d8MirD

Do people still drink those nasty boxes of wine?

๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง!

"I'm eating a pot noodle and a roll"

๐€๐ฅ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฒ

"I am eating a Japanese Seafood Noodle cup along with an Olive roll."

I bought this leaf blower from B&Q Friday and it's HUGE! With the front scoop detached it looks like a weapon out of Gears of War LOL
goo.gl/xqzuQd

Why the hell would you post a warning message (supposedly) to the Group about infringing rules on my timeline on MeWe?

And people are gobsmacked when I get tetchy! ๐Ÿ˜ก

I wrote a 'thing' on Steemit

๐Œ๐ข๐œ๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ญ & ๐†๐€๐Œ๐„ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ž ๐š ๐๐ˆ๐“๐€!
steemitstage.com/microsoft/@di

๐Œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐…๐ž๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž!
It's Monday morning and we're all ready to make our mark on the world for another week.

๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด: "You don't have come with me to the remembrance parade up the town, I know it's raining but here's a thought. I doubt many military personnel said I'm not going over the top, it's raining."

We're nearly halfway through the day, hasn't Donald Trump done anything silly yet?

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