Been to the doctors and collected my "Take one of these every day, probably for the rest of your life!" Tablets. ๐Ÿ™

Had a local council election polling card shoved through my door. I wonder if all us voters shouldn't just hang around the polling station arguing with each other over selfish self-interest points while letting the election go down the toilet?

One of the joys of being ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ is you get to tell the ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ'๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด to go round the back and help the driver unload his lorry. ๐Ÿคฃ

RT @LpoolMakeFest@twitter.com

It's the final week to apply for space at Liverpool MakeFest 2019. Call for makers closes midnight this Sunday March 31st. You could even say it's... the final countdown!!! Had to be done :P - lpoolmakefest.org/call-for-mak #Makers #MakersHour #Liverpool #Event #80smusic

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/LpoolMakeFest/stat

What's wrong with charging someone ยฃ1000.000 for a wordpress website? It'll be worth it when I've finished. ๐Ÿ•บ ๐Ÿ’ท ๐Ÿ’ณ

๐•€'๐•ž ๐•’ ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐••๐•–๐•ฃ

I bought some Clinique Anti-ageing and moisturiser cream today. As the [young] assistant served me I could tell she was thinking: "๐˜ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ยฃ30.00 " ๐Ÿ˜ข

Listen, don't argue with me. I actually understood Farscape sunshine.

Went to the doctors before coming to work to hear the results of the blood test I took last week.

I'm pretty confused, angry and depressed tbh.

How can my cholesterol be up to 7.0?
I EAT NOTHING!

How have I put 8lb since 2016?
I EAT NOTHING!

And with my low blood pressure, how can I be in the 15% at risk of heart attack category?
(The normal is 10% apparently?)

I walk over 10,000 steps a day and I eat well under 1500 calories per day.

Pretty pissed off if truth be told.

๐ˆ๐“'๐’ ๐…๐‘๐ˆ๐ƒ๐€๐˜!
Theresa May is clearly going to be the sacrificial lamb. It'll let a lot off the hook to blame her for their actions.

๐ˆ๐ ๐Ž๐“๐‡๐„๐‘ ๐๐„๐–๐’:
@alpacaherder told us about his gun toting sister. ๐Ÿ”ซ
@Nikita reveals they're heavily into Bollywood. ๐Ÿ“ฝ
@rpcutts Luurves his Broadband. ๐Ÿ™‡
@MunkyBone has been ill all week. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
@bob told us about "The Deep State" which is a bit like the dark web? ๐Ÿƒ
@stardot tells us about SLA ๐Ÿ“„
@xvilo "Order!" "Order!" โš–
@dvdmrsdn explains Google to his Mum.

๐— ๐—ฒ: "I'm afraid he's on the phone at the moment. I'll get him to ring you back."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Well if I'm having my tea I won't answer the phone!"

๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ

๐— ๐—ฒ: "Well in that case then you won't get your problem fixed will you."

Sometimes you just gotta say how it is.

This is why you get the mouth breathers to pay something decent up-front and before your fingers even touch the keyboard. Once the raw site is created you get another payment to propagate the damn thing and then a final payment when it's finished and before it goes live!

clientsfromhell.net/client-who

๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "OUR CLOUD BACKUP WE HAVE WITH YOU HAS FAILED!"
๐—˜๐—ป๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "OK, let me look into it and call you back."
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "WELL MAKE IT QUICK. THIS IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

๐˜ˆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ.

๐—˜๐—ป๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "The reason the backup failed is because you have gone over your quota. You would have had a warning notification on the app, did you not see it?"
๐—–๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: "Ah, Umm? yes. I thought it didn't matter."

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

๐•Ž๐•–๐•“ ๐••๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•๐• ๐•ก๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ค.

steemit.com/seriously/@dicktur

When I've finally perfected my time machine I'm gonna go back and give Charles Dickens a damn good kicking.

They're all coming out of the woodwork because of the sun. ๐Ÿ˜ž

It's VERY warm here. The sun is shining and I might even have to put the fan on. โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜“

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