dick_turpin @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

Charlie is struggling with this #wfh lark.

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞.
Don't get anxious that businesses are closed. Now's the time to step up 2 the mark, demonstrate that you can still find opportunities! Company's that you keep in touch with will feel a closer bond because you both stood firm through adversity

Whoa! A Chinook just vibrated the house!

Charlie and I are hard at it trying to find some sales. #wfh

Never mind ventilators. A little bird tells me Oxygen is running low within the #NHS. BOC better get its arse in gear! #COVID19

ROTFLMAO

RT @JimMFelton@twitter.com

Wildlife is finally returning to Britain’s streets. Nature is healing 😍✌️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1246337829300514816

Charlie ignores 'Social Distancing'.
https://youtu.be/Ag_dHWHLx9I

What worries me is all these dogs that I see are really happy and wagging their tails because finally, they're getting lots of walks: When all this is over how many dogs will be beaten and kicked because they expect to go out and their owners no longer need them as an excuse.

If Coronavirus doesn't get you, then the increasing amount of dog crap on paths will! Seeing as they're not picking the increasing amount dog mess up, it's obvious they've never walked a dog before and are just using them as an excuse to be out the house. #covid19UK

Been working a spreadsheet all day. 😣

No #itsfriday for the minute. maybe later.

That's more like it! #COVID19 🤦‍♂️ https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/philippines-president-vows-shoot-dead-anyone-caught-violating-lockdown-12496821/

Kin El! Get sent a stock list, create my flier, start sending it out, ring my supplier about a deal I closed and the Barsteward says: "They've all gone!" Wait what? You've sold everything on that list? "Yeah, I sent it to you and a couple of other preferred customers and one guy came on and bought the lot! BASTID! I've been robbed!

It doesn't surprise me just how thick some people are what surprises me is the number of people who do not understand just how thick some people are! The whole point of "Lock-down", "Isolation" and "Social Distancing" is to cut off the ability for the virus to spread, your house is your very own quarantine bubble. If the virus can't "Leap to another person" it will stop, but hey, we're not working, let's have a barbecue. 🤦‍♂️ 😷 @MunkyBone

Dear @bbcnews@twitter.com Well done, you've succeeded. My mother-in-law is now totally petrified and too scared to leave the house or have anyone come to the house. She rang this morning telling everyone to stay away and that she hasn't slept or eaten for days due to the relentless dire news

Well that's two more staff Furloughed. 😟

I'm still working though.

RT @DavidLammy@twitter.com

Migrant NHS workers who are risking their lives to save British lives during the #Covid_19 pandemic should be allowed to stay in the UK permanently. That's it. https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1244968701331492866

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1244993369698209800

Tell me one @BBCNews@twitter.com @BBCBreakfast@twitter.com news story that is a "Positive" Government news story regarding #COVID19 your producers are a disgrace imo only looking for negative stories in an attempt to bring the government down, right when the people need their government the most!

Ah see, you can make figures say anything. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/31/microsoft_corrects_cloud_surge_claim/

This clamouring for "Teams" is really funny because half of them don't actually need it. "Ooh, Shiny!"

I phoned with my sister last night. There's a family of five lives opposite her; their dog has only had intermittent walks in the past; however, since the so-called 'Lock-down' the poor thing has had 3 walks 5 times a day! The poor things heart is going to give out soon. :-(