Charlie and I cast my vote a few moments ago. You have no excuse not to vote!
Women. Get out and vote! Emily Davison didn't throw herself under a horse so that you could throw that right away.
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If you filled out a postal vote but didn't send it, they will accept that at the polling station. You can invoke an emergency proxy vote up until 5 pm today.

The wife had an El Cheapo curry for herself from the supermarket eight days ago. The microwave still stinks of curry every time it's used! 🤭

When you're in a crowd of hypersensitive people who focus on judging the actions of others - eventually you'll be judged too.

My Mrs is a bit of a bugger on the quiet if she offers to pay for something. She 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 pays the full amount. The groomers £35 and the Mrs hands over £30 Curry the other night £28 and the Mrs hands over £25 she's just said to me "I've put £20 in your bank account. I want you to buy this Ronseal Primer Paint." it's £23.15!

That's nice.

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48 million people are eligible to vote on 🅂🅄🄿🄴🅁 🅃🄷🅄🅁🅂🄳🄰🅈 yet again; you have another chance to see if your views and opinions are correct or at least if the majority agree with you.

I know, it shouldn't make me angry, but what is it with fucktards who've traded with you for nearly ten years to suddenly say: "Does that include VAT Pete?"

Three things:
1. If it's too expensive, say so.
2. When have you ever asked about VAT before?
3. We're businesses! We don't care about VAT. We claim it back anyway!

So the wife went out around 9:30 to "Put the fuel in my car" her hairdressers rang about 10 am hoping to speak with her. The wife has still not come back, and it's pointless texting her. I honestly hope the hairdressers say, "We had an appointment for you, but we waited that long we had to give it away!" this is what happens when you say you won't be long and disappear for two hours. 🤣

As you would expect on a Bank Holiday in the UK, it threw it down with rain. Feeling sorry for Charlie, I donned waterproof trousers and a hooded coat. Made Charlie wear his waterproof, which he hates, and we walked the streets for just under an hour in a remake of the Posiden adventure! Drenched, we returned and promptly hairdryer'ed Charlie off. Two hours later, reasonable sunshine and it had stopped raining!

You know what? 27 Years. You can't say Bill and Melinda Gates didn't give it a fair go. It seems a shame that people can't find a way to accommodate differing views, though, if that's truly the reason for the divorce?

@tig 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝘆
I have book 5 \o/

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Just sold a laptop for slightly less than £800.00, which even six months ago was only £600 prices might be going up because of the chip shortage, but profits aren't 😟

No love for America who has suffered the most so far. statista.com/statistics/109325 British TV News does a fantastic job of influencing us. Doesn't it?

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