dick_turpin @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

"My facts are better than your facts!" Now this is how to argue about different factors masquerading as the same topic of discussion. 😆

RT @kbsingh@twitter.com

Anyone who thinks that a $5k base machine is 'for the masses', needs to look in the mirror and see why the entire power platform remains irrelevant, for the masses. https://twitter.com/RaptorCompSys/status/1132124118063693824

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kbsingh/status/1132377798260219904

Facebook is telling me it's my favourite Liverpudlians Birthday today. Happy Birthday @MethodDan@twitter.com 🎂🥳🍾🎉

𝔸𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜:
@celesteh & @wyliecoyoteuk We got into a heated Brexit debate which I didn't like myself for tbh.
@andyc Voting card requirement advice.
@jwildeboer Milkshake.
@MunkyBone Nitrous Oxide
@alpacaherder Election Fraud
@tig acknowledging my opulent office
@bob British Steel and Banks bailout.
@metalbiker Full head of hair.
@renatolond No plans for Facebook crossposting.

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
Yesterday the vast majority of the UK population voted for the Brexit party Or Change UK

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@penguin42 pointed out that most leaders are not fit for the job.
@jh reminded us that the Lib Dems pulled in the Tory reins.
@dockers Having blocked whole instances is now looking to block the whole web!
@mjjzf Is in love with his Thinkpad.
@stolas said we didn't need a card
@jaz & @tpheine told a corny tooth jokes.
#itsfriday

And so the vaults of Castle Cannon are £62 lighter now that Mr Dentist has replaced the filling in my tooth. Not sure how a tooth that's cracked from the root to the crown is going to be saved by filling it with filler?

I have voted. TBH, I did waver for a good 3-4 minutes and was going to vote Greens but voted Conservatives in the end. #PredictablePete

I have the Dentists this afternoon. 😟

ROTFLMAO!

Just had an enquiry for a website with a game on the home page whereby you can shoot men popping up from behind the product. What is this, 1995? LOL

So my meeting is over and they want to move forward. "Pete, can you also include 12 months support?"
can I? CAN I! Lets just whack another £400 quid on that. Who says you can't sell Open Source solutions. Mind you, I did want to slap the individual who kept saying "But Pete said he'd help us for a couple of months, why would we want a support contract?"
Minions, they never know when to shut up. 🤣

Have a meeting with a customer in 15 minutes. Can't for the life of me see why they want to come all the way down here to watch me send an email via PHPlist. #FacePalm

Great! The misses has thrown away my polling card. 😢

I might step away from the keyboard for a bit. Seeing far too many posts across Social Media on wide and varied topics that's not only making my hackles stand up but my blood boil too. #share2steem

I'm that fed up today I just ate 2, yes TWO of Morrisons Eccles cakes.
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/eccles-cake-56824690

You know, it makes one wonder what failing business will do when they no longer have #Brexit to fall back on as an excuse for their going into liquidation.

Me waves at @Moosical 👋

Anyone fancy the worlds most dangerous Laptop?
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/21/laptop-riddled-worlds-dangerous-malware-goes-auction-9626921/
#share2steem

So long Nikki Lauder.

If you believe in that sort of thing lets hope him and James Hunt are tearing round the heavens once again.

Oh, and while RUSH is a fairly decent film some of it is utter cobblers. He and James were actually good friends and even shared a house at one point.

#share2steem

Watched S08E06 #GOT last night. Talking about it afterwards and the wife kept saying: "We'll I'm glad Salsa is queen. I like that Salsa." My daughter explained that her name is Sansa not Salsa. I just stood up and started dancing to ♫ ♪ "Everybody Salsa" ♬ ♩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOkfUQ5TRI #share2steem

QNAP: "Threshold reached"

WTF? Looks like I'll have to delete some of the hardcore stuff. 😢 😉 😇

𝕀𝕟 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕨𝕤:
The position of 𝕷𝖚𝖌𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 is 'up for grabs' over at Wolves LUG http://wolveslug.org.uk/ the successful candidate will follow in the illustrious footsteps of @jonobacon @damor2 (Was Dave ever LugMaster?) and 'Big Ron' Ron Wellstead who is stepping down as soon as humanly possible.

Application process is simple. Submit your name and a quantity of used £50 notes in a brown paper bag. Personally I still propose Amo who doesn't have a life contrary to what @steve_parkes says. 🤣