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Sausages smeared with Marmite is the food of giants!

Hmm? Firefox is throwing a hissy fit and not letting me into Pinterest. "Network Error" I've cleared the Cookies but it's not happening. Works fine with Chrome.

Hmm? We'll I've never had that before? Google, making me confirm I'm not a robot due to unusual activity. What's wrong with searching for "....... covered in baby oil"? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€

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Just had my porridge and now I'm ready for the game of creating opportunities to improve customers IT infrastructure.

Good morning Mastadonians, it's Monday and the start of a whole new week and a chance for you to improve on last week!

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Just had a meeting whereby basically I had to bang two members of staff's heads together.

OK @xvilo What's the post mortem on yesterday then? I'm glad normal service is resumed.

I use the word "Actually" far too much. ๐Ÿ˜ž

Today is a day of "Too many people sticking their noses in."

"Sensitive Content click to view" is starting to become click bait on Mastodon imo.

/me waves at Mastodon ๐Ÿ‘‹

Praying to the ponds gods that @xvilo is staying away from the extra large pot of honey flavoured yoghurt, acetone bottle and the big mirror in the spare room. ;-)