dick_turpin @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

Please note: Now the day is nearly over, we have reached the giddy heights of 29C here in the kingdom Midlandshire if I'm lucky I may get 5 - 10 minutes of it when I get home.

The day I would be worried is the day Labour voters start praising the newly elected Tory PM

RT @TomLawrenceTech@twitter.com

Have you ever seen something so wrong that you paused and questioned if you were the one doing it wrong? I mean, it does work.....

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TomLawrenceTech/status/1153371714207830017

Red grapes and Sushi for lunch - Living the dream.

Perhaps now that twat who constantly shouted over news interviews outside Parliament will fook off and get a job seeing as Boris has the balls to see #Brexit through.

Watching the Tory election results instead of working.

Come on 11:45am

RT @BBCPolitics@twitter.com

Tory leadership next steps:

• 1145 New Tory leader announced
• 1150 Leader's victory speech

Tomorrow

• May's final PMQs
• May leaves Number 10
• Old and new PM meet Queen
• New PM enters Number 10

Live updates http://bbc.in/32N7ax2
Main story http://bbc.in/32HnOhD

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1153594761107972097

See, it's not all Linux at Oggcamp. #share2steem

RT @oggcamp@twitter.com

We love maps! So much, in fact, that we've got @stuartward@twitter.com coming to OggCamp to talk about https://buff.ly/2XDdLeK and https://buff.ly/2LfCS0a.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/oggcamp/status/1153584289273065473

Cheers @metoffice & @bbcweather came to work today in shorts and a very thin tee-shirt because you banged on about 30C today. It's currently 15C and my gaffer isn't impressed "So, is it dress down Tuesday then Mr Cannon?"

Hmm? Personal favourite. Haiku
𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐜
https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/best-alternative-operating-systems
#share2steem

Been writing a proposal most of the day after my meeting at the Council first thing this morning. I'll be shocked if they open the purse.

What with my Heinz 57 accent and half my face still numb, answering the phone is interesting.

𝔸𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜:
@dekkzz78 Attila the Hun
@tpheine Virtual machines
@penguin42 something about tweaking the protocols? Filth, utter filth!
@ghostdancer Rescue CD
@andyc for being an Anti Social bastid and not coming to @oggcamp
@mjjzf for still having a stupidly long name.
@Luke using BIG words matronymic & patronymic.
@_ad bet the parents left the kiddy locks off?
@clacke for "I resemble that..."
@sullybiker Needy Social Network
@metalbiker "Old man" 😢
#itsfriday

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
Donald trump is sending people something called "Back" whatever that is? Hello Moon, we miss you and we're coming back. Oh wait?

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@rpcutts is off to Malta. Check the car before starting. ;-)
@TheMadPirate something about "wrongthink" we've no idea either?
@theru says we should remove W10
@Millwood16 loves Gab
@dixiede makes a valid point about duplicity sadly it ended with him thinking we have a low IQ.
@MunkyBone is in Cuba being rolled on a naked thigh.
#itsfriday

At the Dentists again. As promised, another random woman picture for @andyc

RT @oggcamp@twitter.com

If you've ever wondered how Open Source projects hang together, then you'll enjoy this session at @OggCamp@twitter.com from returning speaker @JeroenBaten@twitter.com "Runnning an open source project with (almost) no community".

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/oggcamp/status/1151862943522406400

I like searching for random things on ebay and then wait for the emails to start rolling in for the next two weeks: "Are you still interested in 8 Track cassettes?"

ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕝
For the love of Melusine. Please don't let kids within organisations see my fliers.

I'm tired of kids getting hold of one of my refurb fliers and thinking they can get a top end gaming machine for £2.50 and a pat on the head.

"No, I will NEVER see an Alienware machine from any of my suppliers!" #ShakesFist

Well that's just stupid!

RT @charlie_tca@twitter.com

https://www.activistpost.com/2019/07/life-altering-copyright-lawsuits-could-come-to-regular-internet-users-under-a-new-law-moving-in-the-senate.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/charlie_tca/status/1151844177014956033

Dear LinkedIN
I would suggest that in today's climate of keeping your users safe you might consider covering yourselves by offering them the ability to question individuals as to why they want to link up instead of just offering two choices of "Accept" and "Ignore"