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RT @JessDuff_y@twitter.com

A fellow producer just sent me this and I've been crying for at least 5 minutes:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JessDuff_y/status/1281181922941636608

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
is a roundup of the weeks Social Media interactions. More than likely you'll need to read the conversations to understand the context although some are funny on their own.

https://www.cannon-linux.co.uk/2020/07/its-friday-10-july-2020/

#itsfriday

Amazing! So-called 'journalists' at the BBC wanting to ask questions regarding the 'test kits' I posted about yesterday. BULLSHIT! what you really want to do is find some flaw or piece of information that you can use to yet again bleat about like a 4-year-old. research my arse.

I am eating ASDA's "𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦" Museli. I can confirm that it is basically crushed up Weetabix with seven raisins and 12 assorted nuts in a 1.3kg bag :-(

You can't even have a good old fashioned flame war these days.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/02/technology/goodbye-to-the-wild-wild-web.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

I'm gonna miss wearing what I like when I have to go back to the office.

Huzzah! I've reached Level 60 Rep on $Hive it's only taken me two years. Bwahahaha

So to just be clear, this is the BBC looking to charge not the government.

RT @GuidoFawkes@twitter.com

The response to the BBC's extortion from our senior citizens should be a campaign of mass civil disobedience. Granny should ignore their begging letters and see if they will dare to send her to jail... https://twitter.com/MediaGuido/status/1281203631786725377

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/1281204215256354816

And the wife has got her covid test kit through the post.

@andyc
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬:
The wife has gone off with our daughter to look at and hopefully buy two sofas! The Pond Gods are smiling on me today. \o/

Women's Logic.
So we need new sofas 3+2 our room is not standard so we have to be careful of sizes. The missus has been looking for weeks on-line but the problem, or so I thought, seems to be the 2 seater that divides the 2 rooms. "We could block up the wall then the sofa could sit along that." she said. We have 2 rooms knocked into one. Later on I discovered she was in fact talking about the doorway where the 3 seater is. But I thought the 2 seater was the problem? I'm confused?

If you're going to tell porkie pies about your whereabouts make sure you don't drop yourself in it by saying "Ah, Dave's just arrived now" when I know full well Dave is going somewhere else other than where you say you are!

I wouldn't have thought it possible to have a pig of a morning while working from home until today. 😡

Can't believe I didn't win the Euro Millions last night!

There's never anyone around with a Tazer when you need them.

RT @BillyCorben@twitter.com

Florida man at Fort Myers Costco in "Running the World Since 1776" shirt flips out on elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask and man who defended her #BecauseFlorida (via @profjaffar@twitter.com)

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1280332929613398017

Hannah has made cakes. \o/

And do you know what? Kayleigh McEnany has a point. The UK press is just as useless and pathetic by the way. The current trend is Borises assumption that some Nursing Homes didn't follow the guidelines. GROW UP! I bet some didn't.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/watch-mcenany-rips-press-for-ignoring-murders-i-didnt-receive-one-question-on-the-deaths-that-we-got-in-this-country-this-weekend

Never mind "These are not the droids we're looking for." these are not the lottery tickets I was hoping for!

RT @thecrytotrader@twitter.com

"1 Comment = 1 Upvote" Campaign Day #5

Leave a comment of your post link on this http://hive.blog post and get Guaranteed Upvotes.🔥🔥
https://hive.blog/hive-174578/@thecrytotrader/1-comment-1-upvote-campaign-day-5

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thecrytotrader/status/1280114371343966208