Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg: "No, but we know where we are!"
Cop: "108 mph!"
Heisenberg: "Great! Now we're Lost."
The cop looks into the trunk: "Here is a dead cat."
Schrödinger: "Well, it is NOW!"
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I recently read something about how lichen is not just algae + fungi, but actually algae + fungi + something else. But I can't remember where I read this, or what the something else was. Is this familiar to any of you? #lichen
It Came From the ’70s: The Story of Your Grandma’s Weird Couch
Mastercard is selling anonymized data collected from users' purchases.
If you own a mastercard or maestro card you can opt out here: https://www.mastercard.us/en-us/about-mastercard/what-we-do/privacy/data-analytics-opt-out.html
The wording is confusing, as it sounds like you are deactivating anonymization, but the page title is "Data Analytics Opt-Out". It must be Mastercard final attempt at preventing you from doing it.
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Last year the Conservative party received more money from estates of the deceased than from living members.
They are literally funded by the dead.
3M knew your non-stick pan was poisoning you in the ’70s
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Giant python lose in Poland
@feijoa So it turns out that you can't build an economic system based on unlimited growth in a world of finite resources. Who knew?
New term: Energy Return on Investment #EROI. The only way capitalism as we know it has worked is because energy extraction was cheap, and that the costs of extracting resources (polluted rivers, unbreathable air, global heatwaves) have been ignored. That's about to end.
We "have moved into a new, unpredictable and unprecedented space in which the conventional economic toolbox has no answers."
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