GreatestManchesterTransport<p>One of our meeker <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/trains" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>trains</span></a> seems to have made a faustian pact with a strange and interesting plant. We&#39;re keeping an eye on it, but the charismatic plant has assured us that it&#39;s sudden growth is unrelated to those mysterious disappearances in <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/piccadilly" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>piccadilly</span></a>. We do not expect <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/delays" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>delays</span></a> and feel a collective sudden urge to <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/feedtheplant" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>feedtheplant</span></a></p>